I’ve posted great diary entries from my students before, but here are the two best homework answers I ever received.

The first is an example of an 11 year old honestly answering a question using a word he recently learned from his older brother.

Science lesson for today: Plants need hookers.

Hard to believe, but this is his older brother.

The answer is less shocking when you realize he just replace the word 'animal' in the example with 'porno'.

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